v
I was once
thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients. (Oscar Levant)
v My one regret in life is that I am not someone
else. (Woody Allen)
v Most of the time I don't have much fun. The
rest of the time I don't have any fun at all. (Woody Allen)
v Not only is there no God, but try getting a
plumber on weekends.
v The goal was scored a little by the hand of
God, another bit by the head of Maradona. (Diego Maradona)